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MILF (Your son’s P.O.V.)

Harry: I was getting ready to leave my football (or soccer) practice. Since my car needed to be worked on, my mom offered to pick me up. My mom and I are super-close. “Chase! I need your mom or dad to sign this medical form,” my coach said, handing me a blue paper. “Yeah, sure. No problem. My mom’s actually here right now,” I replied, calling my mom on my phone. She was down on the field within five minutes. “Hi. I’m (Y/N) Styles, Chase’s mom,” she said, happily, shaking my coach’s hand with a smile. My mom loved all sports, so it was no surprise when she taking talking to my coach about my skills. I was standing nearby texting, when I heard one of the guys on my team call my name, “Hey! Styles! Over here!” I looked over to him and saw five guys standing with him. He motioned for me to come over. “Chase, dude! Who’s that? She’s hot!” he said, pointing behind me. I looked in the direction of his finger. He was pointing at my mom! “Danny, man. That’s my mom,” I said with a horrified expression on my face. I mean, don’t get me wrong, sure my mom was pretty, but she’s my mom and its just weird that they thought my mom, who was a lot older than them, was hot. “Damn,” one of the other guys said, “Your dad is a lucky man.” “You can tell Darcy gets her hotness from her,” Mike, another guy, said. “Alright, listen. Now, your talking about my sister, who has a boyfriend, and my mom, who is married. I suggest you shut the hell up before I punch you,” I said, starting to grow angry. I heard my mom call me and say that we had to go. I quickly left the guys and walked over towards my mom. I told her what happened, knowing that she’d be flattered. After I told her, she looked behind me, flashed a smile, and waved. Oh boy, wait until my dad hears about this. *An Hour Later* “They said what?” I heard my dad shout from my parents’s room. “Harry, calm down. They’re teenagers and I love you, not them,” my mom said, trying to calm him down. I heard my older sister, Darcy, laughing hysterically. “You know, they were talking about you, too Darce,” I told her, watching her expression turn to horrified. “They were? Ew! Those guys are so, so…ew!” she said, running to her room. I heard my parents coming out of their room. My dad turned to me and said, “Make sure those guys on your team never come over here, okay?”


Liam: (In Mason’s P.O.V.) I was walking down the hallway of my school with my twin brother, Logan. We went into our physics class and sat down at our lab benches. A couple of the guys at the front were looking at some gossip magazine that one of the girls in my class had. Since my dad was Liam Payne from One Direction, he and my mom were always in those things. It got annoying after awhile, but whatever. I had cool parents and I loved them. “No way! That’s not her!” I heard one of the guys shout, pulling the magazine closer to his face so he could examine the picture closer. I was in the middle of talking to my brother when Jimmy, the boy in my class, slammed the magazine down in front of me. He looked at me and my brother and asked, “Is that your mom?” Logan and I both looked at the picture. Sure enough, it was a picture of my mom in a bikini from one of our recent vacations. “Yeah, that’s our mom. Why?” Logan said, handing Jimmy back the magazine. “Have you seen your mom, man? She’s gorgeous!” he exclaimed, rapidly poking the picture of my mom multiple times. I had a confused expression on my face, “But why? She’s so old!” The bell rang and Jimmy walked away. All throughout the day, I’d get random guys asking me for my mom’s number. I gave one of the kids a fake one, knowing he’d call it and probably share it. At dinner that night, Logan came out of the blue and said, “Hey mom. A couple of guys at school have a crush on you.” My dad laughed, while my mom’s eyes went huge, she almost choked on her food. Taylor thought nothing of the conversation, in fact, she didn’t even care. “Mom? You okay?” I asked. My dad was rubbing her back, giving her a glass of water. When she finally recovered, she said, “Not that I’m enjoying this at all…, well, okay, maybe I am just a little. But, how do they even know what I look like?” Logan went over to his backpack and pulled out the page from the magazine. “One of the kids in my class had this,” he said, giving to my mom the crumpled piece of paper. She started laughing uncontrollably. “I look terrible in this picture!” she exclaimed, tossing the picture in the trashcan. “What are you talking about, (Y/N)?” my dad said, “You look amazing, like always.” Just before he gave her a kiss, I got up from my chair and said, “I’m not that hungry anymore.”


Louis: I had a few of my friends over to hang out. My parents had told me before they came over to keep the noise level down so I would wake them or my little sister, Alice. It was getting pretty late and we were getting hungry. I felt bad waking my parents to ask for money, but I didn’t have any. I quietly went into their room and shook my mom awake, knowing that my dad is a heavy sleeper. “Psst. Mom?” I whispered, stirring her awake. “Sorry for waking you up, but can we have some money to order a pizza?” I asked. “Its fine, sweetie. Let me get my wallet. I think I left it downstairs,” she said, getting out of bed and putting on her robe. She gave me about twenty bucks and was telling me once again not to be too loud, when my friends walked in. “Hi Mrs. Tomlinson,” they all said at the same time. My mom said hello, yawned, and excused herself to go back to bed. “You boys have fun,” she called from the stairs. After I ordered the pizza, one of my friends, Joe, said, “Hey Tommy, I know this may be kinda weird for you, but your mom’s hot.” I rolled my eyes because Joe said that every breathing human woman was hot. “Shut up, Joe!” I said, smacking him with a pillow. “No, dude. She is, I’m sorry,” Jack said, backing Joe. “Seriously?” I asked, looking at them with a disgusted face. They both nodded. “She’s like more than twenty years older than you!” I exclaimed. “Whatever,” they said. The next morning, I was the first one to wake up. I heard my mom in the kitchen making pancakes. “Morning, Tommy,” she said, kissing my cheek. “Hi mom,” I said, debating whether or not I should tell her what Joe and Jack said last night. What the hell, she’ll probably get a good laugh out of it. “Hey mom, you’ll never believe what Joe and Jack said about you last night,” I blurted out, not knowing my dad had just walked into the kitchen with my sister. “What did they say?” he asked, helping my mom flip pancakes. I paused, not knowing if I should continue with my dad in the room, but he’d hear it eventually. “They said you were very hot,” I said, with disbelief in my voice. My mom blushed and my dad rolled his eyes and mumbled, “Boys.” It was silent for a few moments until Alice said, “Well, you are pretty, mom.” I guess she was, but she’s my mom. 


Niall: My sister, Brielle, usually takes me to school, but she was sick today and couldn’t take me. Since my mom had to run some errands, she volunteered to take me. I saw my friends standing by the front of school. “Alright, Liam. Have a good day. Love you,” my mom said. “Okay,  I will. Love you too.” I waved to her as she drove off. I turned around once she was out of sight and walked over to where my friends were standing. “Damn, Liam! Who was the chick?” one of them asked. Before I could answer, another one said, “She your new girlfriend?” I looked at them like they were crazy. “What are you talking about? That’s my mom!” All of them looked astonished. “What? There’s no way that was your mom, man!” Chris said. “I’m pretty sure I know what my own mom looks like. I see her everyday!” I exclaimed. “She’s still hot,” I heard one of them mumble under their breaths, but I didn’t know who. I just pretended I didn’t hear it. At some point during the school day, my sister must have felt better and decided to come back to school because she drove me home. I told her what my friend said about our mom and she laughed, thinking it was pretty hilarious that teenage boys wanted to hang out with our mom who is in her thirties. As soon as we walked through the door, Brielle felt the need to yell that my friends had a crush on mom. I saw my dad run into the kitchen, he was going off about how mom was “his” and my friends couldn’t have her. “Duh, dad! Your married,” Brielle said, playfully whacking his head on her way out of the room. My mom came shuffling down the stairs a few seconds later. “How was school?” she asked, oblivious to what Brielle had practically proclaimed to the whole world. No one said anything. My dad just said, “Your friends are right, Liam. I do have a hot wife.”


Zayn: Today was my mom’s birthday. To celebrate my dad took us all out to dinner. “Happy Birthday, Mom!” my twin sister, Mollie, exclaimed before she handed her a present. “Oh thank you, honey!” my mom said, blushing. She was never one who liked to have all the attention on her, but being married to my dad, Zayn Malik from One Direction, it was hard not to be in the spotlight all the time. I accidentally left my mom’s present at home, so I’d give it to her later. Before my dad could give his present, I felt someone smack my shoulder. “Hey! Trevor! What’s up man?” my friend, Kyle, said after he said hello to my family. He eyes roamed a little longer on my mom than the others, which no one seemed to noticed but me. “Trev, you can go talk to your friend. I have to use the bathroom anyway,” my mom said, walking away from the table. I excused myself from the table and moved to the back of the restaurant to talk to Kyle, leaving my sister and my dad alone at the table. We were talking about, what seemed, like everything since we hadn’t seen each other for awhile. After about five minutes of talking, Kyle said, “Was that your mom? She looks different, in a good way, of course.” He caught me off guard by asking about my mom, she’s looked the same since me and Mollie were born. “Yeah, that’s my mom. Why?” I asked. “She’s looks really good for her age. Your dad’s lucky,” he continued to talk about my mom’s looks, which made me uncomfortable. Before I could say anything, his ride came and Kyle left. I walked back to the table to see my family laughing about something my mom said. “Everything okay?” my dad asked, looking at my confused facial expression. I was still in disbelief about what Kyle said. Without thinking, I blurted out, “Kyle just told me that he thinks mom’s hot.” My dad tensed up a bit, while my blushed. Mollie started laughing, “Oh my gosh! I can’t breathe!” “Moll, calm down,” my dad, after he loosened up. My mom was still blushing with her head in her hands and she was laughing, too. My dad must have whispered something lovey-dovey in her ear because she was blushing like crazy now. “Best birthday ever,” she said, giggling